Dad:
When are you getting married and moving out?
Me:
Who would marry me?
Dad:
I'm sure SOMEONE would.
Me:
And what would you say when they asked your permission?
Dad:
Easy. No take backs.
boss: Ima need you to work Saturday and Sunday, too.
chibird:

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